Nobody warns you about the vampires. Not the ones in capes. The ones in your mortgage statement. The ones that show up every month, every quarter, every year, and just… take. Quietly. Consistently. Without apology. When people dream about buying a home in South Florida, they picture the sunshine, the pool, the palm trees, the space. What they don’t picture is opening a bill and watching their budget slowly drain. If you’re already a homeowner, you know exactly what I’m talkin